Stainless steel Water Bottle

Here’s a fun description of a "bottle" in The Walking Dad theme:

"The Walking Dad" Bottle:

This rugged, oversized bottle is built for survival—whether it’s surviving sleepless nights with a newborn or an actual apocalypse. Made of durable stainless steel with a matte black finish, it features a cheeky engraving: “Refill for Survival: Coffee, Water, or Dad Juice”. Equipped with a leak-proof lid, it’s perfect for holding coffee during daycare drop-offs or water for those intense stroller sprints. A few dents and scratches give it character, proving it’s been through battles—both parenting and beyond.

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